Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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