I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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