I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
as a side note pls kill me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
