She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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