So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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