Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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