You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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