the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.