sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.