Me too!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is Oprah even human
this is an emotional support booty call
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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