My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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