i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he wants to bone in the snuggie
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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