oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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