Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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