Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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