I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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