I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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