Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*