At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring