Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.