I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the day after is always just damage control
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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