I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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