i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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