were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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