she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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