24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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