Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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