You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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