i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If I die, sorry about rent.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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