Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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