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• (954): View more from Florida

  everyone is single if you try hard enough

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.

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  pants will make it better? really?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage

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  HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.

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