he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.