In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?