Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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