Don't make out with my wife yet
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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