Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
