im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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