it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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