Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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