How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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