in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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