Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
