I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
