Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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