What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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