so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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