O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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