yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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