ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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