Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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