as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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