gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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