we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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