i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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