yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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