I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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