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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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