Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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